Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Help the Homeless

Now that I have such a huge following I feel a sense of responsibility to use it for the greater good of humanity, so here is a little human interest piece for you. Below you will find a post on a bulletin board for my work:

Seeking work boots & athletic shoes donations
Community Action of Ventura County, formerly Commission on Human Concerns, has a free Clothing Closet for homeless individuals. They are currently seeking work boots and athletic shoes. To donate items, please contact the Clothing Closet Coordinator, Katie ______, 482-____.

If you can help out please feel free to contact me. If you feel like I feel, come on down with me to where they are handing these items out and help me ask these homeless the following questions:

1. Why do you think you need these work boots? Who do you think you are taking these boots from people who actually contribute to society and use these items for their intended purpose?

2. Why do you need athletic shoes? Are you training for hobolympics?

Please join me in my mission to reaffirm the place of homeless in our society, a class of society that has no need for WORK boots nor ATHLETIC shoes.

1 comment:

Patttttt said...

Dude, you're the most liberal guy I know. Don't pretend like you don't think we should raise taxes to help the homeless.


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