He-Capri

OMG it's he-capris!!!!!! Here is another disturbing trend in the wonderful world of fashion. First of all when you google image "men capri pants" all I found was this lovely picture. Not a single picture of men in capris comes up, which I guess is appropriate because these things are mutually exclusive. I could have googled metro capris, or significantly effeminate capris and probably come up with a fabulous picture, but this was all I found. The picture is also fitting because I feel that if a man has the chutzpah to wear clothing meant for women, they should also be confident enough to wear shoes made for women and get beautiful pedicures as women will do. Dollface has also brought to my attention that she has seen a number of males of a certain fashionable ethnicity wearing Roxy sandals (we can't very well call them flip-flops, that's too butch) with their he-capris. The only thing worse than this is when the Venn diagram of douchiness intersects and the "he-capri" circle overlaps with the "croc" circle, to create the unholiest of beasts. The only thing that would make it more unholy would be a 5 circle Venn diagram with the following circles:

1. Crocs

2. He-capris

3. Fanny pack

4. Matching (with "partner") 50th Anniversary Disneyland hoodie

5. Neon yellow Oakley Razors